> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	169	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	248
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4397	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	1680	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	8072
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.