> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Buildings Constructed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8528	Players Killed by Monsters:	3236
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	133728
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4264	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Divine Spears Created:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Love Letters Sent:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.