> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchantments Applied:	115

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5807
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	244
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1505

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Potions Brewed:	79
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”