> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3105	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Emeralds Found:	7609

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Falling into the Void:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.