> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchantments Applied:	261	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Potions Brewed:	160

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2453	Dragon Eggs Found:	9988
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Gods Slained:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Emeralds Found:	3133	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Items Found:	3826
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	9398
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.