> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	746280	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Potions Brewed:	65	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	28781
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Items Found:	5404

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Enchantments Applied:	128
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6348	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mines Excavated:	3103	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.