> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Zombie Dances:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	5259
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Star Shards Collected:	135

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Secret Passages Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Emeralds Found:	5332
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.