> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	161	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3307	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	107	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dimension Hops:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Villages Defended:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1290	Animals Bred:	58
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Meteorites Collected:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2042
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ores Mined:	4728
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Divine Spears Created:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.