> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	4667
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	8623
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	243	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3929	Dragon Eggs Found:	7501
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Animals Bred:	91	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2997	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	884898
Runes Activated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	222	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	295	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.