> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Animals Bred:	187
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Animals Bred:	152	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Buildings Constructed:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Towns Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mines Excavated:	4453
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.