> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7511	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Secret Passages Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mines Excavated:	4499

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
New Chunks Explored:	39215	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mines Excavated:	1018	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	226	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	1703	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	297
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	929	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Falling into the Void:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.