> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchantments Applied:	206
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6897
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Runes Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Farms Harvested:	975
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	1313
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	158

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	702

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Items Found:	1077	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2348
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Emeralds Found:	3209
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.