> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	752858	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	191	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Crops Grown:	5551
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1289
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4776
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3234
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.