> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Potions Brewed:	159

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	221
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Farms Harvested:	433
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1722
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	4042	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Buildings Constructed:	41
Ores Mined:	7868	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Towns Built:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	9259

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6942	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Animals Bred:	187	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2581

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.