> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Farms Harvested:	814	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Towns Built:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ores Mined:	1856	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Farms Harvested:	344
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	97	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TwiCraftMC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CosmosMC

Earth, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MyHEROES

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Shack

LifeSteal

Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Alien Abductions:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SurvivalVerse

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AndromedaPVP – Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Items Found:	2496
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Potions Brewed:	177	Mines Excavated:	1842

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Fire Vanilla

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Fire Vanilla is one of the most popular 1.9+ PvP networks! And here is why you should join today!Out gamemodes consist of:• Economy Survival • Practice • Box PvP • Events So ready for a challenge? Join the most competitive Minecraft PvP network today! Bedrock and Java welcome!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.