> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mines Excavated:	4470
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	2279
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	106691	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2224	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HeXHub.net

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

HeXHub.net is a small server that I run privately on the side and continue to expand. The server runs via a bungee cord system (Velocity) and includes several different servers with different game modes. On HeXHub.net there is a cross-server rights, bans, friends and coin system.Survival Various plugins are installed on the survival server, which improve the experience but in no way significantly change the original vanilla gameplay. I’ve been running the survival server for a good 5 years and only recently started turning it into a bungee cord server. HeXHub.net will primarily remain a vanilla survival server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RiftLand

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: mc.riftland.com Discord: https://discord.gg/riftland Website: https://riftland.comAbout this server: We have a custom resource pack for furnitures, decorations, and a lot more! We recently added this and are continuously expanding with things every day! You can have tons of fun exploring, building, and surviving in a world with no limits. Our friendly community is waiting for you, where you can buy and sell items, take part in events, earn free crate keys, and so much more! We want everyone to have a safe and enjoyable time, so our server is designed for players of all ages. Join us and let’s have some fun building, exploring, and making friends! Upgrade your perks with in-game money to unlock more homes, and other various upgrades!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Ores Mined:	1273
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FarLandsMC

PvE, PvP, Survival

FarLands is a friendly semi-vanilla survival server with a few added extras to make gameplay more enjoyable. These include player chest shops, claims, /tpa and warps.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Kingscraft Network

Creative, Economy, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	4179	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EpikLava

Survival

FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Meteorites Collected:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The War of the Ring MC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Towns Built:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Items Found:	8915
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).