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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8921 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Votes: | 9785 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
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We promise a community that won’t leave you feeling broken like your heart after finding those incriminating messages. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft buddy who won’t break your trust like she did.
So come on over to our server and leave all that real-life drama behind. Because let’s face it, dealing with zombies and skeletons is way more fun than dealing with relationship drama. Join now and let the adventure begin!