Are you tired of dealing with sensitive spouses who can’t take a joke? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we value humor above all else! Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of a good laugh, even if it means poking fun at each other.

Join us and experience a world where ice cream payments are taken very seriously, where preschool spots are hotly debated, and where empathy is in short supply. Our community is full of outrageous stories and insane antics that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Just be prepared to defend your credit card information with all your might – you never know when someone might try to make you pay for that late-night ice cream!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 58 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Rune Stones Activated: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PhoenixMC

    PhoenixMC

    BEST IS PHOENIXMC PLAY AND FUN GUYS AND BUY CRATES ARMOR AND U ARE POWER FULL IN SERVER ANY PROMLEBS CONTENT OPRATERS

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2837 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Mystia | 1.20.1 Survival | Keep Inventory | Good Vibes

    Mystia | 1.20.1 Survival | Keep Inventory | Good Vibes
    Welcome to Mystia. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Prison, and factions gamemodes.

    We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.

    Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!

    If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

    USE THE IP: archerpvp.usPORT: 19132

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • NYXO MC

    NYXO MC

    NYXOMC offers an immersive Minecraft experience with a variety of exciting features. Our server features a captivating crates system that allows you to earn keys through gameplay or purchases, unlocking crates filled with valuable items, rare resources, and enticing cosmetics. Engage in thrilling combat with the lifesteal mechanic, strategically recovering health by dealing damage to foes. Dive into a world of progression with MCmmo, where you can level up skills through tasks, unlocking unique abilities. Plus, customize your gear with custom enchantments and dive into the economy with various job options. Join NYXOMC for a rich and dynamic Minecraft adventure

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 18

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • AndoMC

    AndoMC
    The best SMP server that can physically exist in this universe is now in OPEN BETA! and i’m ready for people to come try it out, see what works and what doesn’t! discord.gg/YdePNEQ2eg

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 4715
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Farms Harvested: 519
    Crops Grown: 6487 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Animals Bred: 120

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ZeanoxMC

    ZeanoxMC

    OP Skyblock ============== OP Factions ============== Were hiring all positions Have what it takes? Create a ticket!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Ganomus

    Ganomus

    Welcome to our Minecraft haven, where excitement knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a custom world featuring unique items, mobs, and dazzling item skins. Express your style with exclusive cosmetics as you explore a PvP arena, conquer bossfight events, and thrive in the survival experience.

    Economic enthusiasts will find their niche with jobs and quests, contributing to a thriving in-game economy. Join a vibrant community, full of friendly faces and endless updates. Brace yourself for two-week events packed with new content, ensuring the adventure never ceases.

    Join us on this thrilling journey where every block tells a story, and every player is a part of our ever-evolving Minecraft family!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • kuveru Network

    kuveru Network

    IP DE JAVA: kuveru.com IP DE BEDROCK : kuveru.com PUERTO : 4188 —————————————————————– We are a new NetWork eager to expand, we have the following modalities: – Survival OP + Mysterious Cosmetics Chests + Loot Boxes / Keys + Ranks with many advantages + Protection stones + Levels with rewards + And many more functions… DISCOVER THEM

    Online Players – in the last

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • L&N Craft | Vanilla+ SMP | Read Description

    L&N Craft | Vanilla+ SMP | Read Description
    L&N Craft

    We strive to be a small, tight-knit community made for long term building with player–based resets. Along with a strict interview process for our new players, ensuring they are in agreeance with our rules and would be a good fit to our community. This is an 18+ server for all the people out there who want a more mature space to make jokes, be comfortable, and fit in.

    Vanilla+

    Our server has a few quality of life plugins for the comfort and freedom of our players that do the following:

    – Check amount of bees and honey in beehives

    – Turn item frames invisible and you can open chests through them

    – Right-click to harvest crops

    – Leaves decay much faster

    – Removes the “Too expensive” message on anvils

    – Have custom tags when you donate/get recognized

    – A few more!

    How to Join

    First join our discord where you’ll be prompted with our rules, then go on to an interview request form. Upon acceptance with that you’ll have a required voice interview with one of our staff members who will then review your answers and appropriately move you on from there.

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/2QN27CCH86

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Love Letters Sent: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PokeClash Cobblemon [Fabric 1.20.1] – The Cobbleist Cobblemon Experience!

    PokeClash Cobblemon [Fabric 1.20.1] – The Cobbleist Cobblemon Experience!
    Welcome to **PokeClash**! We are a server that wants to blend cobblemon and minecraft survival while adding fun things to do over the top! We are a small time venture. We are open to the public! Join the discord to get updates!

    Server Version: **1.4**

    **Features**

    – Non-PTW– In Game Rankup (and Donation Ranks if you want them)– Jobs– Minecraft Task Quests– Shopkeepers– Land Claiming and Homes– Gravestones – Tokens that protect your inventory if you die– Fakemon Spawns– WonderTrade!– Pokemon Trading– Pokemon Fishing – Fish up different Rarity Pokemon and treasures!– Fish Up Pokemon to battle or catch!– New Resource World planned every week (never run out of resources)– Custom textures and blocks– Emotes, Balloons, Hats, backpacks and other cosmetics!– parties and friend lists!– and more to come!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pokeclashModrinth Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemonCurseForge Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pokeclash-cobblemonTechnic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon.1961440

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 444
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftDem Heartz

    CraftDem Heartz
    Welcome to CraftDem Heartz!!!

    This isn’t your typical space traveling Kingdom Hearts adventure. What if when exiting the door of Traverse Town, there was grass and trees? Continue exploring while fighting off heartless and other familiar creatures till you come across… a Chocobo Farm? Agrabah? or even Balamb Garden? Yes, you will find these and many more locations from Kingdom Hearts/Disney/Pixar/Final Fantasy that you can visit on foot(or mount) in this custom made map.

    Currently whitelisted while we build. If you would like to help, please reach out. Terrain could use some love and constantly adding builds. We will also need a large variety of models for mobs, gear, furniture, etc. The focus is the builds but music/sound creation and extra minds to bounce story ideas would be nice too.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/296h8CRxYS

    History debrief:

    This has been an ongoing project of mine for a few years now that I have originally planned out close to a decade ago. Over the past 4 years, we have gone through several obstacles and had originally been set up with the intention of using mods and the kingdomkeys mod(highly recommend trying out) but with mods progressing at diff levels, it made it difficult to create this vision. So we went with plugins and resourcepacks which also means creating everything from scratch(weapons, mobs, leveling system, etc.) but it is soo worth it.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Black Hole SevTech

    Black Hole SevTech

    Fresh SevTech Ages Anarchy Server 3.2.3 No Discord, we use Telegram https://t.me/+tgRHcDaarmY3NmMx Administrator contact https://t.me/sonomukashi 5.161.79.119:25566 CPU: AMD EPYC (4) @ 2.445GHz Memory: 3.5GB Disk: NVMe 160GB Download 3Gbps Upload 2Gbps

    Please note the information here may not be up to date and its best to join the Telegram group to stay up to date

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Ores Mined: 4735 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Web_

    Web_

    Project Eden is an Old-School Non OP Prison. Work your way through four wings, each with their own unique ecosystem , loot table, and design. Work hard and gather resources, or use brute force and trickery to rob from those honest few. No matter the strategy, you’ll have to form alliances if you wish to feel truly safe.

    C-Prisoner- Fresh out out the cyropod right into an alien planet, this is your first step to see if you will earn your freedom, or toil away incaptivity.

    B-Prisoner – You’ve proven yourself capable and have begin to make a name for yourself. Finally, you can assert some “authority”

    A-Prisoner- You’ve seen many shapeless nights, the chaos on the enclosure is routine to you now, in fact your starting most of it. Here you should have strong alliances made and rivals to target.

    Elite-Prisoner- You are the Apex Predator of this Ecosystem, will you control your turf with approachable business, or cutthroat schemes. Freedom is almost in sight.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • pinecraftequestrian.com

    pinecraftequestrian.com

    This server is pinecraftequestrian for horse lovers. It is for my granddaugter to play her games on Mindcraft.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BoredomMC

    BoredomMC

    Boredom MC is a private/whitelisted vanilla gameplay SMP server focused on keeping Minecraft the way it’s meant to be played. We now only accept players that are 17 years of age, or older. We have a dedicated staff team and an amazing community of tightly-knitted players who make this an experience to never forget. Don’t hesitate to become a part of our amazing, and active community.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Farms Harvested: 134 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Nexus Anarchy | 1.20x | BRAND NEW | Join Today!

    Nexus Anarchy | 1.20x | BRAND NEW | Join Today!
    Experience the chaos of Nexus Anarchy, a Minecraft server where there are no rules and hacking is allowed. With no staff to enforce any regulations, players are free to explore and create their adventures. Join our brand new server that opened on 1/16/24 and enjoy the 24/7 gameplay at nexusanarchy.minecraftserver.us

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Ores Mined: 5986 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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