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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Dragons Tamed: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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