Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
Dragon Eggs Found: 8470 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Villages Defended: 7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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