Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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