I Want This To Happen To Me Minecraft SMP

19yo, blue eyes, DESPERATE, feeling rejected, feeling unwanted, fit, foids, happen, incel, lonely, looking for intimacy, looking for relationship, looking for validation, Minecraft, seeking attention, seeking companionship, seeking connection, seeking love, smp, Tall, tired, use me, White

Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love! Join now and watch as foids (female players) flock to you because of your virtual white, 6’3, fit, blue-eyed avatar. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to finally break free from your incel status and become a Minecraft Chad!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Magic Items Found:	4274

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	38

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

We are fresh, we are new, we are friendly & peaceful! Welcome to Zero-Bit! We offer: ► Ranks, Crates, Voting rewards & Vote Party giveaways! ►Survival with plugins high in demand ►Skyblock with many plugins ► Dungeons ► Mini Games (cause why not) … and more!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Towns Built:	10	Magic Items Found:	3426

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Animals Bred:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Badcraft is a Java & Bedrock vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players the purest Minecraft experience, just as the creators envisioned, free from hacks, cheats, and exploits. It ensures no modifications that alter gameplay, no teleporting, no map resets, no designated player homes, and no preset economy. All decisions are in the hands of our players. Griefing and raiding are allowed, and there are no mechanisms to prevent them. This world is truly your sandbox!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5201	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.