I Want This To Happen To Me Minecraft SMP

19yo, blue eyes, DESPERATE, feeling rejected, feeling unwanted, fit, foids, happen, incel, lonely, looking for intimacy, looking for relationship, looking for validation, Minecraft, seeking attention, seeking companionship, seeking connection, seeking love, smp, Tall, tired, use me, White

Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love! Join now and watch as foids (female players) flock to you because of your virtual white, 6’3, fit, blue-eyed avatar. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to finally break free from your incel status and become a Minecraft Chad!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Guild-Craft

Main plugins: –> Factions –> Economy

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Chill Zone

Survival, Whitelist

Hello and welcome to The Chill Zone. We are a small community of members that are looking for a relaxing end to a stressful day.

Here are a few things our server includes….

– Custom Fishing Datapack that changes the items you can acquire from fishing – Blaze & Cave Custom Datapack – Custom Role Prefixes – And more…

IMPORTANT NOTE: This server is whitelist required. Join the discord server for more information…

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MadGaming

Factions, PvP, Survival

madgaming.eu is a factions survival server. We have a wide range of plugins, features and friendly staff. Our server is hosted on dedicated hardware located in Europe. Visit our website at www.madgaming.eu for more information on our server.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ZentralCraft Network

PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

ZentralCraft Network is a Hispanic Minecraft server, where you can play 3 modalities together with several users!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Freedom United

Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Freedom United is a server where we allow the player to have a lot of freedom of what they want to do. We give you alot of plugins to play with, while still trying to maintain that Vanilla feeling we all know and love!

For example, we have hundreds of quests availible to you. We have intresting areas you can explore, Coop arena’s, cities where you can buy stuff, and much much more! (Full list down below!). All this, while keeping the Vanilla Feel! Players are allowed to build, walk, kill, and explore all they want!

Link to the Dynmap: http://94.213.198.23:8123/ __________

The IP for our server is: 94.213.198.23 Feel free to join! You are always welcome considering there is no Whitelist !

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6663
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Urucraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Server 1.8 to 1.20 Modalities: Survival, Creative and SkyBlock, We are a newly opened Network in expansion

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AngelsCraft

Hey guys welcome to AngelzCraft we feature some awesome plugins including : *Factions *Timeismoney *Lockette *Bounty *Dogtags *And many more =)

Our server holds 200 people at a time WITH NO LAG!!! and the server is up 24/7 We have awesome staff with 10 Admins, 1 Mod, 1 Co-Owner, and 1 Owner.

IP:Angelzcraft.no-ip.org IP:Angelzcraft.no-ip.org

Angelscraft.enjin.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DEADZONEmc

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Max level >> 150 Starting money 500 Reserve every midnight Wedding lock box protection Bank – keep level – die without dropping items Level lifeskill +buff random box NPC trading Create a guild + NPC send quests Log in to receive daily rewards /reward Make something permanent NPC gives out free buffs ⁠buff-shop

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GoPro

The best Latvian server! McMMo Factions 50 slots 24/7 No lag! Shop!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

IgniteSMP

Anarchy, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IgniteSMP is a survival Minecraft server that features a slowly expanding custom map with realistic biomes, borders, and landmarks. Players can travel across continents, oceans, and islands using boats, planes, and nether portals. They can also claim land for their civilization, form alliances, start wars, and trade or fight for resources. When you’re ready to begin exploring, building and conquering, then you’ll know it’s time to join the IgniteSMP server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Anarchic Frontiers

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Anarchic Frontiers” space expedition’s mission is to colonize new worlds where several competing socio-political ideologies are in play. Voluntaryism, Statism, and Anocracy. How will followers of these philosophies interact with each other? will they find peace? trade? prosperity? or will it be a bloody spectacle! Write your own story in this unique, challenging and thought provoking environment!

* Tight-knit casual community * Scaleable Protection against griefing. * Extra Hard Difficulty * Quest system to introduce features and offer some rewards * VAMPIRES, beware creatures of the night who feed on the living! * Player managed shopkeepers can be setup to Buy and Sell, using any items as currency. * Cheat detection and Orebfuscation (hides ore and hidden chests from x-ray cheaters) are in effect. * There are many server performance optimizations, bug fixes and improvements, some of which also improve client performance. * 99.9% Uptime verified for over a year. * Data integrity is guaranteed, data is backed up daily. * Check website for more features/modifications/info.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FuntimeLifestelNetwork

LifeSteal

There are many lifesteal servers, but there is only one Lifesteal, and N3.MCST.IO:8670 is where you will find it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MagnaUni

Chatting, Communityfocused, Cultures, Friendlycommunity, International, Kingdoms, Minimalplugins, Multilanguage, Nogrief, Survival

Welcome to MagnaUni,

your cozy corner of the Minecraft universe where simplicity meets heartwarming camaraderie! Here, it’s not just a server; it’s a snug home for fellow adventurers from across the globe to share culture, swap stories, and embark on unforgettable blocky journeys together.

🌍 A Global Gathering: Join our diverse family of players from all over the world. It’s not just about blocks; it’s about building connections with people from different cultures, sharing experiences, and making friends from so many places.

🌱 Back to Basics: Dive into the essence of Minecraft with us. Our survival server keeps it simple, with just enough plugins to enhance the fun without losing that authentic vanilla Minecraft charm. It’s the kind of place where you can kick back, relax, and enjoy the game the way it was meant to be.

🤝 Neighbors, Not Strangers: No grief, no stress—just good vibes! Our community thrives on collaboration. Join forces with your fellow players, embark on epic builds, and revel in the joy of creating together. Your masterpieces are safe with us!

👂 Your Ideas Matter: At MagnaUni, everyone’s voice is heard. Our friendly staff team is all ears for your suggestions and feedback.

🌈 More Than Just Blocks: MagnaUni is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a warm and welcoming space where your imagination takes flight. Connect with kindred spirits, explore new horizons, and revel in the simple joys of Minecraft with friends who feel like family.

Join us at MagnaUni, where every block has a story, and every player is a cherished part of our tight-knit community. Adventure, laughter, and genuine connections await – come on in, the fire’s warm, and the friends are even warmer! 🌟

❤️‍🔥 https://discord.gg/kCkafxFRVu ❤️‍🔥

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mc-Exodus

Skyblock server with a economy and a friendly staff.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

UndyingSmp

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival, Whitelist

UndyingSmp is a whitelisted Lifesteal Challenge Minecraft server where players compete for a $100 prize. The server is cross-play compatible, has a 50 member max (probably), and offers features like TPA, manual and automatic anti-cheat detection, DeathCoords upon death, and EnderDragonEggTracker for tournament challenges. It also has custom villages with shops and uses the BetterSleeping plugin. To get added to the whitelist, you must join the UndyingSmp Discord. Once there, read the rules entirely from top to bottom to learn what to do next. Discord: https://discord.gg/hTbcn8AFx8

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!