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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build giant statues of Steve riding a llama. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is in on the shenanigans – he’s been known to breakdance during boss fights!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… socks? Yep, socks. Don’t ask why, just join and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure ridiculousness!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	161	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mines Excavated:	2959	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	140
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	New Chunks Explored:	194025
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	923182	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	2129
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8889	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Emeralds Found:	8700
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ores Mined:	8289	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Void Gems Collected:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	7322
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.