I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5623
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.19+ Hermitcraft-like survival server with a awesome friendly 18+ community!Just like Hermitcraft, we use some datapacks for 1 player sleep, mob & player heads and for a co-ord hub. With that in mind we are a “Semi-Vanilla” Survival Server. The closest to Vanilla you’ll get with anti-grief/stealing and server optimisations. We have no plugins that affect gameplay like /spawn /home /back, keepinv, land claim, etc.. Builds and items are safe because we use CoreProtect.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	182	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

You arrive at our server spawn, it’s time to explore the worlds of CubedMC!We are a PvE server. No-griefing and No-stealing guidelines are strictly enforced.– Become the Mayor of a town, or join and help expand an existing community! – No Server Resets & Fresh Resource Worlds. Explore a permanent 70k x 70k main world, and other worlds easily with /rtp! – Rank up from a weary Traveler all become a royal! – Increase your McMMO power level to unlock special abilities by performing tasks! – Have Fun and Follow the Rules! CubedMC has an amazing community of players and staff who are always happy to help.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3636

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

SkyMata Is A Java + Bedrock Minecraft Server With Brand New Plugins, Inventive Features And Welcoming Community. Come Move The Ground At Will Or Set A Field Ablaze With Earth & Fire Bending On SkyMata Survival!Go To War With Your Enenmies In Towny And Try To Avoid Being A War Criminal! PVP With Custom Swords, Bombs, And Special Powers For The Most Unque Gameplay.Take Over the Economy With PlayerShops and Auction Houses! Come Join Us, We’d Love To Have You.IP: skymata.games Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/skymata

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crops Grown:	2171

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4362	Void Gems Collected:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Emeralds Found:	9452
Ores Mined:	1971	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.