I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Just Minecraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Crops Grown:	9561
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7813	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Kragmc

Survival

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	78

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3487	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

**Features** – A hybrid mix of ‘old’ style classic servers and the latest prison servers (old school guards, pvp areas, plot restrictions, rare blocks, and no more quadrillion of this, octillion of that, which gets exhausting and silly after a while) – All of the ‘standard’ features you’d find in prison servers (crates, enchants, plots, etc) – Gangs – with the addition of ‘Gang Tournaments’ where gangs compete together to win prizes (/gang, /tourny) – Mystery boxes alongside 1 crate for each A-Z rank (NPC at spawn) – Most of the server is custom coded – we have only some standard plugins which run alongside our custom ones. – Custom drugs & a unique way of obtaining ‘useable’ drugs (/drugs) – Dynamic events & server activity, including our semi-automated Events plugin – Several day-to-day things, such as daily missions (/daily), daily quests (NPC’s) and more – Rare blocks & rare items fully integrated into the game, alongside ‘stock’ so you can keep track of how many of one item is on the server at any one time (/rares) & more

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.