I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FourLeaf

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GroundedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft Network

Survival, Vanilla

We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Vanilla Fun

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Hello! My name is Jack, owner of Vanilla Fun / Survival Fun. Vanilla Fun is a brand new sister server/community to our main server, Survival Fun looking to branch out and invite all kinds of players from all over the world to come together and play some Minecraft. Since we just started, we are all working on our bases, shops and its the perfect time for you to come join us and build up this new world. Come join and participate in our weekly events, have fun with our proximity voice chat feature, and make some new friends for life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Book Of Ventura

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Welcome to The Book Of VenturaThe Book Of Ventura is a high fantasy, medieval roleplay server with a hint of steam punk.This server is very unique and unlike any other! We have things like:– An audio plugin – Particle effects which show when someone cast magic – Unique player events – Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, Halflings, and our Metal Men – Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, and the mysterious element of MagicTo gain access to the server you first must visit the website as it is whitelist only!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

StoryAdventure

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

StoryAdventure Version: 1.20.xMost complete minecraft server! Survival full, SkyBlock, Creative mode for those who like to build! New game modes coming soon! Skins, Voting rewards, VIPs, Clans, Events and much more!Come have fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AzCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Family friendly, dad owned Survival 1.16 server, with many fun plugins installed making our server unique with a HermitCraft feel. We are a young server and we welcome you to help build our world. Build up one of our towns or building out in your own quiet space. We look forward in playing with you.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MCPlayNetwork

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Join mcplay.biz and experience the freedom Minecraft survival life.Website – www.mcplay.bizYou need to follow the rules, but the rules are simple and often don’t need to be bothered!We provide servers in Japan.You don’t speak Japanese? No problem! Support is available in Japanese and English. You can use whatever language you want in the chat!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HowlMC

Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

HowlMC is a modded-plugin hybrid server where classic mods like Biomes o’ Plenty, Alex’s Mobs, Botania, Create, and quark meet classic plugins like Towny, Essentials, and Crates! Install the modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/we-heart-raccoons) and join us at howlmc.net!HowlMC has something for everyone: • 10 FREE ranks with donor perks including /fly and /nick! • Scaling difficulty • Per-player loot chests • Discord integration • Biomes o’ Plenty and Terralith • Botany mod • Create mod • Online maps • Towny …And much more!!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JNJ Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.jnjnetwork.com Bedrock IP: play.jnjnetwork.com:19132Discord: discord.jnjnetwork.com Website: jnjnetwork.comJNJ Network features SMP, with custom-coded plugins that are unique and exclusive to our server. We also utilize custom models, and players can enjoy exciting features like custom mobs and high-quality dungeons inspired by the legendary Zelda series. Join us now to play!CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR STAFF <3

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Some

Creative

Plots? What about WORLDS? On our server, each player automatically receive his own world(s)! Worlds sizes are dynamic starting from 320×320(map width in blocks!) for players up to 3248×3248 and more for for the higher ranks. Worlds are configurable: You can add member, set it public/private, choose generator/seed, disable physics, projectiles and many more. You can even like somebody’s world. (Forever alone version: You can even like your world!) Here you can see the screenshot from “/world settings”: http://i.imgur.com/JMnHQqT.jpg Players are granted permanent access to WorldEdit straight away after joining with base limit of 50.000 blocks(per one operation). And VoxelSniper for voting everyday as well as doubled WE limit which is 100.000 blocks!(per one operation) Unique plugins developed for our creative server to provide the best building experience, ever. Players can team up and get ranks together. Highly experienced administration. You want to finish your project from other server? No problem! We can upload your project to your own world.(limited to bigger projects) Then you can download your world at any time with just one command and upload it here on Planet Minecraft!You can check out projects from our server here: http://www.planetminecraft.com/collection/14415/aliquam-builds/

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MCNSA Vanilla

Creative, Survival

MCNSA is a great community that has lasted over 4 years. Player vs. Environment, no griefing allowed. Claims, ranks, custom chat.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.