I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Farms Harvested:	942	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

NEW STAFF NEEDEDA brand new feature packed server with a player run economy and a ton of exciting features! We have Jobs, Quests, Crates & MORE!We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features and commands with each rank and making yourself more powerful!Our features include: Jobs, Economy, Survival, PvE, PVP, Friendly Community, Active Staff, Voting Rewards (Crates)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Humblex: Phoenix Edition Thank You and Set Foot On A Truly Remarkable Journey With Us.IP: mc.humblex.netHumblex is a Sci-Fi Story Based Survival Multiplayer Server with a hybrid survival-faction system and includes infinite events/minigames for players to enjoy.What Humblex Offers: – Story-based Multiplayer Server (Sci-Fi) – A brand new experience on survival multiplayer experience. – Survival and Faction (Hybrid System) into one GameMode. – Interval ( Events | Minigames ) – Graphical Changes to Vanilla Minecraft – Cracked & Premium Support – Multiplatform (Coming Soon)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

One Peace

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	137

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.