I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LovyMc

Survival

Open server in version 1.8.X -1.16.X IP: play.lovymc.es Happy to be able to create a Minecraft community! Let’s hope we can continue to grow over time

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Spielen mit Herz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

The special thing about playing with heart! Now also STONEATTACK! Playing with heart! was born from the idea of simply offering a survival server again where you can create your own world together in a nice community. Whether big or small, young or old, everyone from 0-99 years is into playing with heart! welcome. We also have PVP. We play and build a harmonious community. With us, trading with the villagers is switched off because the purpose and goal is for the users to build their own economy, trade and exchange.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Aeterna Gods & Monsters

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a Civ Survival Multiplayer & light RP server based around Ancient Greek and Roman Mythology. Survive and build yourself up in one of the many friendly towns or someday spread out and help grow your nation! Leave offerings and receive blessings in return from the Olympian Gods who help watch over the server and keep the community safe and engaged with fun events and dungeons.

On our server you’ll find custom mobs, earn money with jobs such as woodcutting, farming or smithing, be able to craft and brew new types of food and drink, as well as create custom art using dyes and easels.

We strive to create an immersive and fun player experience!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Vanilla Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A fresh and simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading, and shops!

Come meet the community, and start your adventure! 🙂

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Kingdoms and Ruins

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

1.21 FEATURES // BRAND NEW 1.20 SPAWN // BRAND NEW CRATES // RPG ELEMENTS // CUSTOM ENCHANTS

– Ranks: Begin your adventure as a Peasant, and climb your way up the rank hierarchy! Rank-up to unlock access to new perks. – Towny Survival Mode: Claim some land and build your very own community from the ground up! – Economy: Custom NPC shops, Player shops, & Server shops! – RPG Elements: Everything you do earns you experience. Mine, Dig, Run, Eat – Level up, Increase your stats, & Unlock OP abilities – Bedrock-Java Cross-play: Users can join the server from Pocket Edition, Java Edition, Windows 10 Edition, Xbox, PlayStation, and the Nintendo Switch. – Creative World: Feeling Creative? Enter a creative PlotWorld with /creative and build to your hearts content. – Minigames: Fight your way to victory through hordes of mobs in the Mob Arena, Challenge other players to PVP in the Arena, or race for the fastest Parkour time for big rewards!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SuperCraft – Marvel

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SuperCraft is an open world Marvel themed server. You can explore our custom made map and obtain and or upgrade character suits with custom made abilities. Fight players, do quests, and play as your favorite Characters!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	31	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	6863	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ItherioMC Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Brand New Server — McMMO, ShopGUI, Chest Shops, Player Warp, Grief Prevention, OP Crates, Economy, Coins Shop, Backpacks, Rank Perks, No World Borders, Spawner Crates and much, much more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ScamCraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

ScamCraft is a new Minecraft community with a completely contemporary and unique look. With our survival server we bring you a platform where you can play, build and socialize freely!

We started ScamCraft to share our humor and creativity, which you will also find reflected in the way the server is run. Our absurd humor can also be found in the design of the server itself.

We have been open since January 12, 2021 (12121) and are in the Alpha 1.0 phase.

For voting on our server you get: – 100 euros in-game money! – 1 VoteCoin – 1 Bottle of Magic Fanta (Bottle ‘o Experience) – and our gratitude!

Join us at play.scamcraft.nl!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SalooN Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Saloon Network was founded in 2018 and reunited with its fans in 2020 after a year of longing. Our management team, which has an ongoing cooperation and working environment since 2014, has been fulfilling your desire to play multiplayer Minecraft for more than seven years. The main purpose of the Saloon Network minecraft server is to deliver the minecraft game to you, our players, in a free, premium-free and friendly way, without any obstacles. For this reason, although all kinds of bad behavior that is against morality is not allowed in the Saloon, brother-sister, sister-sister, brother-sister relationships are aimed and implemented between the players. PLAY.SALOONNETWORK.COM SALOONNETWORK.COM OUR CURRENT GAMES: CANYON SURVIVAL (1.16.5),TEKBLOK SKYBLOK, (ONEBLOCK SKYBLOCK), OPSKYBLOK (OPSKYBLOCK)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Bleach Shinigami Reimagined

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Bleach: Shinigami Reimagined, This server contains all kinds of things It has a custom bleach mod, With all types of things, Theres storymode, PVP, events, survival, and more! Join for more information.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mythcraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Mythcraft is a Minecraft server featuring a variety of popular game modes including Skyblock, Prison and Survival!

IP: mc.mythcraft.com Discord: https://mythcraft.com/discord

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	202	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WarAccademy

Factions, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

One of the best Italian servers, completely innovative and always updated modes, the flagship mode is roleplay with more than 150 players every day, we have a teamspeak server (ts.waracademy.com) and a telegram channel (@WarAccademyOfficial) I recommend you to enter so as not to miss any news!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

marCloud

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Be part of an amazing community by playing on our Minecraft Server Network! We offer you many High Quality Games with No Pay-To-Win. We also provide a very good and advanced cheat detection providing players a clean game play. The developers of the server work hard everyday to make this server be as bugles as possible.

We strive for a 99.99% up-time. The network has been growing since 2018 and We believe it can become a popular server.

Join us at marCloud.net Thanks

Forums: https://forum.marcloud.net/ Discord: https://discord.marcloud.net/ Store: https://store.marcloud.net/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MC-Ages Earth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

TOWNY AGE: Create or join a town – Travel the dungeon world for loot, fight boss mobs in the 7 adventure maps. INDUSTRIAL AGE: Classic, Friendly Survival. DARK AGE: Survival with a twist

“Good server. Good community. Good staff” “I haven’t really enjoyed any Minecraft server like this” “Server like these are very hard to find”

Play our Small Minecraft Server now!

IP: play.mc-ages.com Discord: mc-ages.com/discord

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EdenMine

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

PRACTICE – CUSTOM PLUGINS KITPVP SERVER, KFFA SURVIVAL – SLIMEFUN ECONOMY JOBS PLOTS

CUSTOM PLUGINS!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.