I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9130	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minecraft Classic Survival

Survival Games

Minecraft Survival Server, many useful plugins (mcMMO, easy timber, economy, rank-up, PvP off, land claim…) Spartan anti-cheat , anti-grief , upgrades on daily basis, any improvements let me know on discord many thanks

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EcoMC

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

EcoMC is a Towny server filled with the features you want: – Custom Enchants – Custom Armor – Custom World – Custom Bosses – Talismans – mcMMO – Auction House – Economy and much, much, more!

It’s not yet another earth server – this is something different.

You can join our discord server at: https://discord.gg/6QJ4WBkHqT

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BVR Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Our server is running on the latest Pixelmon Reforged! >Pixelmon Modpack: http://bit.ly/2PifaUs >Pixelmon Reforged >Minecraft 1.12.2

Server advantages! > Exclusive gyms! > Prizes for daily votes! > Shiny and Legendary with improved spawns! > Quest System in MMORPG > Balanced economy! > Clan system!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

2b2t Japan

Anarchy, Survival

*There are no rules You are free to do what you can within the server.- *1.12.2～1.17.1 -Versions 1.12.2 to 1.17.1 It supports the latest version, so there is no need to change the version. *There are two worlds on this server, 1.12.2 and 1.17.1. -There is also a newer version of the world, so if you want to play the newer version, you can use 1.17.1. If you want to play the older version, you can use 1.12.2.-

IP: 2b2t.jp

Discord: ( https://discord.2b2t.jp/ )

Sponsor: mamireimu Hosting Server ( https://hosting.mamisrv.ne.jp/ )

donate: ( https://donate.2b2t.jp/ )

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MCisle

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to MCisle! We strive to be the best semi-vanilla minecraft server and feature great server specs, hard difficulty 1.20.1 gameplay with a few quality of life additions. We are constantly upgrading and updating. All of the fun of vanilla without the grief.

Put your skills to the test! We have three incredible parkour worlds and a fourth in the works.

Our server includes: Teleport requests, Set homes, Inventory Safe PvP Arena for practice, Spawn Hub, Parkour, PvP and Raiding, No major griefing allowed

Just enjoy everything else relax, build, and play!

Join us at play.MCisle.com

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Worst Server Ever

Survival, Vanilla

This is the Worst Server Ever! “Server so bad, you’ll wish it wasn’t so bad.” 24/7 Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1172
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KivCraft

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

〘 survival – no economy or landclaim plugins 〘 world lore and quests 〘 started by players, for players with caring, supportive staff 〘 60k world border that grows with the community’s needs 〘 /sethome, /rtp up to 10k from spawn 〘 /tpa requests to teleport to other players 〘 griefing, raiding, PvP, or work together! 〘 feature-rich Discord with 200+ members 〘 social media where you can submit your creations 〘 players and mobs have a chance to drop their head when killed 〘 /character to write a roleplay bio 〘 /teams to set a group warp and represent your group 〘 sit on carpets and stairs! 〘 awesome tight knit community that is chill and LGBT+ friendly

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Legends Mc

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This Server Is Really fun and has tons of gamemodes!!! It Has Survival and Kitpvp. We are currently looking for staff!!! Join the discord to apply or msg me on discord.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PixelWorld Network

Anarchy, Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

At PixelWorld we have four different servers for you to chose from! – Towny – Anarchy – SkyBlock – TeamDeathmatch – Creative We hope to see you on the server soon!

**You can play from versions 1.8.*-1.16.* **JAVA/BEDROCK CORSS-PLATFORM

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Rustic SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RusticSMP is an old school survival server, currently looking for lots of staff to help build a Community . We have a ton of awesome and custom features that we are constantly updating and improving. We are heavily community-driven, and are constantly working to improve the server!

Features: – Jobs – Quests – mcMMO – Custom Enchants – Rankings – Auction House – Player Shops – More!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

United Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

United Factions is the server to be when you want to play Minecraft factions. Free of any loot-boxes and pay-to-win elements, United Factions differs itself from other servers. The server focusses all attention on bringing you the best possible faction experience out there.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Last Element Avatar Bending Server

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Last Element IP – lastelement.apexmc.co A inspired Server from the anime The Last Air Bender – Here you will be able to use the magic of many elements such as Fire Water Air Earth Chi With even more extra elements coming to the server such as Thunder, Ice, Blue Flames, Blood Bending & Much more to come!!

Custom Mobs & Items & Quest!

Much to do from: Quests, Boss Fights, Rent & Build Houses in city’s Build a player Shop, Level up and Skill up, Master Your Element

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MundoPixels

KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.mundopixels.net Join and enjoy the great adventure that MundoPixels can offer you, the best of the best!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TwistedMC

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

TwistedMC is a Java Edition Minecraft Network that focuses on bringing a unique experience along with a twist for enjoyment and content creation. TwistedMC consists of multiple gamemodes such as Survival 1.17.1, Arcade and a custom Bed Wars mode.

Check out our website and more at www.twistedmc.net Apply for staff at www.twistedmc.net/apply Join our Discord at discord.gg/twistedmc

Server IP: play.twistedmc.net

Join the TwistedMC network! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Elyria Online

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

We’ve been operating for over 2 years now, and very rarely reset, typically only for major updates unless it can be avoided. The server is best described as an RPG-like survival server, with a lot of freedom for you to choose how you play. New updates are being pushed every week, featuring tons of new mechanics only seen in mods, custom items, bosses, and more! I hope to see more friendly faces, all are welcome! And if you ever have any questions, concerns, or suggestions, feel free to reach me in the discord! Cheers <3

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!