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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BattlePeak

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!

With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Tempest Ascension

Survival

Tempest Ascension is based on the anime “That Time I got reincarnated as a Slime.” You, the player, are a freshly reincarnated otherworlder sent to this world on accident, and now you have to find your way through this strange new world. Build your nation, Become powerful, and reach heights never seen before. This world is yours for the taking.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SinghCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival Indian Proxy Survival Server Owned By RattanGamingLive a YouTuber. Join Discord for more info and any help- https://discord.gg/b9kSKb32t8

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

mofucraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Main / Solo / Rocket PvP

Main… Our main server, it contains economy, jobs, pets, strong enemies and so on!!! Solo… Our vanilla server, it is fusion of single play and multi play, and free of any stress. Rocket PvP… Our KitPvP server, you can fight with frying with hand-in rocket.

*ATTENTION* Our service are almost written in Japanese, for example, rule, guide and in-game message. We provide you some functions for foreigners, however.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LokoCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Noovlandia Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

A semi-premium Minecraft server for Java and Bedrock from version 1.10 to 1.20.1

We offer:

Extreme security Privileged Ranks economy system Clans and alliances Giveaways every week Mass events Exclusive rewards 24/7 active support And much more!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Rede Cypher

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SolarMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

WE ARE EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO SOLARMC Our server offers 3 exclusive modes:

Vanilla S1: Our Vanilla offers many specialties, such as the Outposts, an area that once conquered will provide you and your team with a damage multiplier, money, and an exclusive shop! Bounties, take revenge by placing a bounty on your opponent and make him a target for all players on the server! Auctions, earn money by selling the goods you have earned to other players, or if you can afford it, buy from them! Crates, if you have earned it at the outposts by fighting, you will be able to open a crate where you will receive materials that are almost impossible to obtain, which makes them valuable, or… buy a key from our shop! DailyRewards, get daily rewards that will increase in value over the days, but be careful, miss one day and you’ll start all over again! Kits, purchase kits via in-game money, or receive an exclusive one by purchasing VIP! Leaderboards, climb the rankings to the top in: money, kills, deaths and elo to receive rewards! Have fun!

Kit-PvP: Kit-PvP is a unique mode of its kind, for each kit you unlock by leveling up, you will also unlock a special ability! Face your opponents with the classic PvP 1.8 style and climb the rankings for the player with the most kd by receiving a nametag in chat that will strike fear into the first unlucky person who dares to go against you.

Practice: Leaderboards, show everyone who is the strongest by climbing the rankings in the various practice kits or in the wins! Different modes every week! A simple Practice that makes things more competitive, PvP lovers this is the place for you!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Midgardsaga.nu

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

A newly started Swedish server with a focus on building and having fun. Here we are friendly and nice to each other.

Karta: http://Midgardsaga.nu:8100/

Swedish Minecraft server. Where the focus is on building and having fun.

– Mcmmo- Jobs- Lands- Elit mobs- Wildchest- Jets hoppers – Advanced Dungeons- Cmi- Ranker– Danns World generator

Are some of the plugins we use

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FutureMC Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Hello have you been in search for a new skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!

Server Features: – Custom Resource Pack – Minions – Custom Plugins – Custom Mission – Custom Islands – Bridge Themes – Player Skills

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PvPCharge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCharge is a network of Minecraft servers released on February 10th. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – Skyblock – Prisons – Factions

Join Today! – play.pvpcharge.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Surviland

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come play on our exciting Minecraft Survival server called Surviland! We have a lot of interesting things to keep you entertained. Connect now to survi.land and join the fun in our supported versions from 1.9 to 1.20. We are waiting for you to live the adventure!

Enter now using the IP: Survi.land

#MinecraftSurvival #AssuredFun #SurvilandHasReturned

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8259	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Tartarus Network

PvE

Welcome to the realm of demons and nightmares, full of ancient treasures, friends and foes alike. Welcome to The Tartarus Network..

Here at the network, we take what people want and make it into reality. Whether it be more mobs, items, or recipes for crafting, we’re always here to help! Current servers include our Elemental Reborn project, a revival of a much more ancient land, and the hidden foes and powers within…

We hope you enjoy the ride, and have a good time!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	118	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Terra Nova

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Draw Forth and Join the Ranks of Terra Nova, A Vanilla Survival Server! (18+) Our 1.20.1 server is once again recruiting players from all corners of the earth to join our amazing community. We are an 18+ only community, and cater to those ages.

We are a purely community server. We are catered to your enjoyment and do not sell roles, ranks or benefits on the server. We are a free to play community that aims at bringing creative players together and foster a community that lasts.

To join, simple press on our discord server invite link!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OakMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are an up and coming Minigames Network, releasing on the 7th October! We have Skyblock, BlockWars, our own custom Minigame and Survival with some of our own custom structures and mobs!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.