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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 8709 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 7522 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.
Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?
So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!
