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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ores Mined:	517
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ 〈 ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ 〉 ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5550	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Server Information: Modpacks: Tekkit 2 (v.1.2.2) | Tekkit Legends (v1.1.1) | The 1.12.2 Pack (v1.5.5) | Nomifactory (v1.2.2.1) Hub IP: Play.SiriusMC.net Tekkit 2 IP: Tekkit.SiriusMC.net RLCraft IP: rl.SiriusMC.net Tekkit Legends IP: Legends.SiriusMC.net The 1.12.2 Pack IP: 1122.SiriusMC.net Nomifactory IP: Nomi.SiriusMC.net Discord: discord.gg/SiriusMCWhy Choose SiriusMC? SiriusMC is a modded network that runs servers in Tekkit 2, RLCraft, Tekkit Legends, The 1.12.2 Pack & Nomifactory. We aim to give you the best playing experience when playing on our servers offering features such as Togglable PVP, PlayerShops, Land Protection, Custom Patches/Plugins & More! With a strong team of active staff and developers, strong hardware SiriusMC provides a lag-free place to play!On our Tekkit 2 & Tekkit Legends Server, players are permitted the use of EMC farms. Got a cool design for a EMC gen? SiriusMC is the perfect place for you to build it.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9181	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1925	Dragon Eggs Found:	6827
Divine Spears Created:	25	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dimension Hops:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Villages Defended:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!