I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

MomCare Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Caregiver, caregiving, Conflict, Confrontation, dementia, diabetes, doctor appointments, elderly care, family, health, Honesty, mental health, Minecraft, MomCare, Moving, nutrition, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Truth, verbal abuse

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and verbal abuse? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about falling down the stairs and hitting your head, only to have someone refuse to call for help because it’s too inconvenient. We prioritize safety and well-being, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never shrug off your concerns or ignore your needs. Say goodbye to diabetic diets and hello to unlimited virtual snacks!

Join us now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life family issues when you can have virtual fun with us?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockyBuzz: HighCrafters

BlockyBuzz, dangerous drugs, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug culture, drug dependence, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug misuse, drug overdose, drug rehabilitation, drug tolerance, drug use, drug withdrawal, hard drug use, hard drugs, HighCrafters, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, substance abuse

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the only drug we’re addicted to is the thrill of mining diamonds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll feel like you’re on the hardest drug you’ve ever done – except it’s just virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and maybe even a few creepers trying to crash the party. Who needs drugs when you have the rush of finding that elusive stronghold or battling it out in epic PvP battles? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession

beheading, crime, drug cartels, drug trafficking, Government, headless, justice system, law enforcement, local government, Mayor, Mexican politics, MexiCrafter, municipal leadership, new leadership, organized crime, political corruption, political instability, political transition, public office, Public Safety, southern Mexico, Succession, violence

LOL come join dis Minecraft server where da mayor beheads peeps for funsies! It’s like a real-life game of thrones but with blocks and stuff. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters

‘66, 16+, 296, 476, actual lives saved, Assumptions, CCP, convalescent plasma, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, estimates, Modeling, Plasma, potential lives saved, saved lives, Saviors, stratified analyses, united states

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ lives like nobody’s business! Our convalescent plasma be so OP, it be savin’ between 16,476 and 66,296 lives in the US alone! Join us and be a hero, fightin’ off dem mobs and savin’ da world, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and unlimited enchanted golden apples for all our players. So come on, join da fun and be a part of somethin’ truly epic!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to become a Healer Geist and save the virtual world from pixelated doom! Our Steam page is hotter than a lava pit, so make sure to check it out for all the deets.

But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).

Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.

Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Enchantments Applied:	243
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP

10PM, 5am, bored, Chat, Conversation, Discord, discord chat, insomnia, insomnia support, late night, late night boredom, late night talk, lonely, lonely nights, Minecraft, night owl, NIGHTS, Pst, rippa911, shoot the shit, sleep schedule, smp, throwaway

Are you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!

So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!

career choices, comfort zone, Decision making, fear of change, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experiences, Life decisions, missed chances, missed opportunity, OpportunityCraft, personal growth, refused opportunity, regret, risk aversion, saying no, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self reflection, turning down opportunities

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

One Direction Sound Waves

Acoustic research, Acoustic technology, Acoustic waves, Direction, Directional audio, Directional sound, Directional sound waves, Physicists, Physics advancement, Physics innovation, physics research, Research breakthrough, scientific discovery, Sound, sound engineering, sound manipulation, Sound technology, sound waves, Unidirectional sound, Wave directionality, Wave generation, Wave propagation, Waves

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the sound waves only travel in ONE direction? That’s right, no more annoying noises coming from all directions, just straight-up vibes in one direction only.

Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of sound waves that actually follow the rules of physics. It’s like being in a crazy science experiment, but with blocks and creepers.

Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds calling your name. That’s right, diamonds that actually talk to you. Who needs friends when you have talking diamonds, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the sound waves guide you to victory, or something like that. Just join already, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	269	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

“Mother In Law” Minecraft Server

advice, Bonding, Communication, compromise, Conflict, daughter-in-law, emotional connections, family, family dynamics, family unity, in-laws, law, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Mother, mother-in-law, Motherhood, motherly love, relationships, Server, son-in-law, Support, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with pesky mother-in-laws in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any interfering in-laws! Join now and say goodbye to unwanted family members ruining your fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Madison appears and starts lecturing you about your life choices. Not on our server! Here, you can mine in peace without any judgmental mother-in-laws breathing down your neck.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle evil mother-in-laws in epic boss fights. Defeat them and claim their diamond-studded crowns as trophies for your victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to mother-in-law drama forever!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend

aew, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conversation, Differences, Fan, Fandom, Girlfriend, Listening, MARK, Minecraft, perspective, Positive, relationships, Rivalry, smp, Support, tribalism, Understanding, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic base on our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly you hear a voice in the distance. You turn around and see a player dressed head-to-toe in WWE merch, chanting “John Cena” at the top of their lungs. But don’t worry, they’re not here to start a wrestling war – they’re just here to spread the love of all things sports entertainment!

Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown between AEW and WWE fans. Will you build a wrestling ring to settle your differences? Or will you team up with players from both sides to create the most epic wrestling show Minecraft has ever seen? The possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling arena hidden somewhere on the server, where players can battle it out in epic wrestling matches for the ultimate bragging rights. So come on, join us and show your love for all things wrestling – no matter which side you’re on!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Potions Brewed:	157
Divine Spears Created:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

StepDaughterNoWillInheritance

alienation, cousins, estate distribution, Estate Planning, Fairness, family assets, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, Financial Planning, future planning, generational wealth, grandchildren, Inheritance, net worth, parents, Siblings, step-parenting, STEPDAUGHTER, StepDaughterNoWillInheritance, Will

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to navigate through the estate planning maze, just like this 35-year-old mom trying to figure out who gets what. Will you be the executor of the server? Will you make sure everyone gets a fair share of virtual assets?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with 17-year-old twins and an 18-year-old stepdaughter who will keep you on your toes. Will you be the AH for not including everyone in the loot? Or will you be the hero who looks out for all the virtual kids and grandkids?

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the wealth, and the questionable decisions that come with being part of this crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even get a new car out of it (virtual, of course)! Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP

Achievements, aspirations, Challenges, determination, dreams, EndOfYearGoals, Focus, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, Milestones, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Planning, positivity, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, smp, success

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CreepyCrafters

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts all normal and stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us and embrace your inner creepiness as we celebrate all the bizarre and wacky behavior that most people would find creepy. From building giant statues of creepy clowns to creating secret underground lairs filled with spooky surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly “Creepy Costume Contest” where players can show off their most disturbing and unsettling outfits for a chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and join a community of fellow weirdos, then come on down to our server and get ready for some seriously creepy fun! Just remember, the creepier, the better!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CatastrophicCraft

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so, u ever heard of a minecraft server that got attacked by hackers? well, this server is so epic that even hackers wanna mess with it! they tried to take it down but failed cuz this server is like a fortress of awesomeness. join now and be part of the chaos, fight off hackers, and build the most epic creations ever seen in minecraft history. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get superpowers in the game. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and be a part of something legendary!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6813
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1