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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6254	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Animals Bred:	71
Dragon Eggs Found:	3710	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mines Excavated:	4399
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Ores Mined:	3517
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	2061

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Love Letters Sent:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	258
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Towns Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.