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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9738	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Love Letters Sent:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Towns Built:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Towns Built:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	36
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5814

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dimension Hops:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crops Grown:	5374
Animals Bred:	192	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mines Excavated:	2547	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchantments Applied:	133	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	2654

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Emeralds Found:	5358
Players Killed by Monsters:	9244	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Potions Brewed:	177
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.