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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Animals Bred:	87	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7866	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9935	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Mines Excavated:	3689	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Crops Grown:	8498
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5318
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	92	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Towns Built:	9	Void Armor Forged:	13
Secret Passages Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	630
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1458	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!