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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3392
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5397
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Farms Harvested:	552	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Potions Brewed:	200
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	101	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	86	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	1600	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	6898	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	1542
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	2224
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.