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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4017	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	153
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8452	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	613671	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	114	Potions Brewed:	157
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Enchantments Applied:	56
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!