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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	655	New Chunks Explored:	393283
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9365	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	165	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	146
Dimension Hops:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	287	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	167
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3387	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crops Grown:	2851
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Potions Brewed:	113	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6671	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4538	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.