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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3810	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	740
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	188

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crops Grown:	7739	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Potions Brewed:	156	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	292	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Villages Defended:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Potions Brewed:	75
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.