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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	176

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4698	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Enchantments Applied:	56
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9118
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	647	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4702	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	8310
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.