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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3202
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Void Gems Collected:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Void Armor Forged:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Villages Defended:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	9517	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!