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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5746	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ores Mined:	8018
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9176
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	243
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crops Grown:	5609
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5655

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Emeralds Found:	8547
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
New Chunks Explored:	247612	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	6304	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3004
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	60
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Farms Harvested:	493
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	65
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!