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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	152	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5831
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2730
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3122	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Emeralds Found:	4637
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4879
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Void Armor Forged:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ores Mined:	9609
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Star Shards Collected:	166	Enchantments Applied:	154
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Magic Items Found:	5529	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”