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– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crops Grown:	6789	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4977	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	619997

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Alien Abductions:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	848744
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	9060
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Mines Excavated:	4056	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	1944
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.