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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	204	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ores Mined:	5131
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	5562	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5947	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	2146	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1075

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magic Items Found:	5287	Alien Abductions:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3269	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9295

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.