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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	146654	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dimension Hops:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Farms Harvested:	601

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	263
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	956	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dimension Hops:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.