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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4790	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Potions Brewed:	118
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Love Letters Sent:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mines Excavated:	4774	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Enchantments Applied:	50	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Emeralds Found:	5461
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Items Found:	5971
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.