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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Sphere of thoughts

Server IP: SphereOfThoughts.aternos.me:49506

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7460	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MCMinemon

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Join for an amazing minigame experience, while playing many different gamemodes! For example: Survival, Creative, Skyblock (BETA), Bedwars, Hungergames, Minepvp, Parkour, Duels, Battleworld Kitpvp & more to come!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AtlasCraft.xyz

Economy, Factions

We currently are made up of Veteran players from Geocraft. All of which are eager to come start on the fresh 1.15.2 1:1000 scale map. We invite you to come join our new world and help us grow! Our server plans to have bi-weekly in-game contests in which the winner/winners can win in-game items (ex: 2 spawners) We are always open to suggestions and care what our player base wants. Join our discord server for more updates and meet our fellow veteran players!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Quacitymc

Balanced Economy, Fake Minetopia, Minetopia, Real Life, Roleplay, Vehicles

QuaCity is a Minecraft RP server where you decide what you do and which story you create. Whether you go legally or illegally, every choice you make determines your adventure. Start your own business, compete with other players, or work together to achieve bigger goals. The QuaCity community is ready to help you and experience adventures with you. Discover what QuaCity has in store for you and determine your own future in this dynamic and interactive world!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Th Hook

PvE

-=[The Hook]=-

Come join us on the Hook TODAY! We are a PVE Economy 1.15.2 server, with plots coming soon. Our Minecraft server also has a Discord as well, which also includes an active staff team!

We have all the plugins you need like: -Towny -GUIShop – LUCK -Essentials

and much much more!!!

So what are you waiting for?! Join us on the Hook!!!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Kuusacraft

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Survival | KitPVP | Creative | 1.15.2 + Roleplay on Survival

We are new server who is looking for Staff. We will have new gamemodes to play soon! Bedwars, skywars and Anarchy Survival! Join today! We are multi-language community!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Animals Bred:	164

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Earthnet x dinoverse

Arcade, OneBlock

**↪ Survival Feature**– Claim Land– Unique Daily Reward (Based on Ranks) ( Coming soon )– RPG System ( Coming soon )– Dungeon (Coming soon)– Crates– Shop– PlayerWarp– ChestShop– PlayerKit– AND MORE..

Server Gamemode:– Survival– OneBlock (Coming Soon)– Skyblock– MurderMystery– Arcade– Bedwars– ETC

Discord: https://discord.gg/mQ9qWA3ZkMIP Server: play.dinoverse.ml / play.earth-net.techVersion: 1.8.9 – 1.19.4MCPE Not Available

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sidonia

Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Vanilla survival world for you and your friends to play on. Free to play no pay to win.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Meltdownminecraft

Friendly, Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Small

Server IP: Play.meltdownminecraft.net

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CivRealms

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

[VERSION 1.12.2] CivRealms Minecraft encourages players to form and act out dynamic politics in a sandbox world with limited resources. Our plugins allow players police each other and reasonably fortify their own creations. This allows players to create and maintain communities and civilizations that can withstand common griefers, allowing for deeper and more interesting political & economic gameplay.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	235	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Exinine

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Exinine! Exinine is an Anarchy RPG Minecraft Server.

Features! Experience At its core, Exinine is about having an experience. An experience to get stronger, and better. You are free to do this within Exinine, as gaining Experience causes you to grow, and level up, surpassing others.

Thank-you for playing Exinine, there will be more to come so stay tuned!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Eclipse gaming

Cosmetics, Crates, Multiplayer Survival, Prison, smp

Connect and experience the thrill of Minecraft at its finest on the Eclipse Network! Dive into an immersive survival world or grow drugs in prison. The choice is yours! Join us for a unique non-stop adventure!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Gods Slained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hyversal

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hyversal is a network with the following game modes:

* KitPvP * * Skyblock * * Practice * * Prison * * more releasing soon! *

Forums: https://www.hyversal.net Webstore: https://shop.hyversal.net Community Discord: discord.com/invite/NaJdvzy

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Lirop

Creative, Economy, Survival

Content: Concept & Worlds

Concept: Lirop is a simple creative server that consists of 3 worlds. We don’t have a lot of “bells and whistles” but simply offer you exactly what you need to play Creative & Survival. We have properties and a world where you can play survival together on a vanilla map, but we’ll get to that in a moment. We don’t have a password or anything similar that you specify you have to look for before playing. With us you can get started straight away when you join. We hope that this description will convince you too. Worlds: We will now introduce you to our worlds where you can live your life out. Plots: The plots are the pieces of land on which you can let your creativity run wild. Every player receives Worldedit free of charge and without voting. So you can get started straight away build how you want. Creative; Size: 139×139 | Price: 100 likes Survival: Since we want to offer you a larger selection of options, we decided to create a map with pure survival for you. You can build, farm or even fight on this map together with friends, just like in single player without any plugins. Citybuild: A citybuild with roleplay and creative system will be planned – and implemented – in the future. There you can start families, build houses and build a life for yourself.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Zyncsmp

Active, Antigrief, Custom, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Economy, Friendly, Player Shops

Server IP: Zyncsmp.us

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.